Monday, 13 May 2013

Reading my email tonight and found

these, I just have to share them!

This is the first one:


A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party 
and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. 

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. 

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator
in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.

 Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! 

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its rear! Leroy was jabbing it in the
eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds,
 biting the gator on the tail and 
flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. 
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising heck. 
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
 Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. 
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' 

'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Leroy. 
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something You won the bet.
 How about half a million bucks then?' 

No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy. 

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?' 

Again Leroy said no. 

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?' 

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!

Ok now here is something unique and I know I have never seen one before tonight!

Radio Flyer Car Original Story By Mike Nederbrock for KTUU-TV

posted by Michael Nederbrock

Well hope you liked the first joke and the video!
I swear I have no idea how this friend of mine finds these things!
Glad she does though!!!
See you soon!

Alice M

1 comment:

  1. Alice!!! Mom and I loved the first joke, but that little red wagon car takes the cake!!! Thanks so much for sharing this ;o)


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